It’s not every day that Henry Cavill finds himself on the end of countless roasts, but fans have flooded X with jokes about his hairstyle in “Argylle.”
For example, @Chris53891059 posted an image of Cavill’s character, writing, “Dear god, somebody needs to CGI that hair.” While the actor infamously had his mustache removed for “Justice League,” the user believes “Argylle” could make up for that mistake by using visual effects to improve his hairstyle in the upcoming film. The new look is so jarring that @Newdawntek didn’t even recognize Cavill. Meanwhile, @Ir3oluwa simply asked, “What is that hairline?”
Others compared Cavill’s movie hairstyle to other fictional characters — specifically, characters whose hairstyles nobody would want to have in the real world. For one, @NebsGoodTakes wrote, “He looks like a ‘Street Fighter’ antagonist,” while @LukeConnerton wrote, “Bro went to the barbers and said, ‘Can I have the Duke Nukem please?'” Other comparisons included @LtGeruzzi suggesting Captain Planet, @OvoOnoETH evoking Johnny Bravo, @NarrtheMisfit noting a resemblance to Vegeta, and @Penyuwan suggesting a likeness to Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ivan Danko. There’s also the possibility that Cavill’s haircut is a “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure” reference; both @JollyRoger____ and @garousanzo pointed out the similarities to the anime’s Jean Pierre Polnareff.
On the bright side, @30secondstospn said, “I love how [he] is so committed with his character that he accepted to look like this even being one of the most beautiful men on Earth.”
Either way, it’s clear that while the movie tries to entice audiences with the tagline “From the twisted mind of Matthew Vaughn,” the most twisted thing in “Argylle” could be Henry Cavill’s haircut.